My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
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He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
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After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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