brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
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