CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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