He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
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