New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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