Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
he told me I talked like a deaf person
either way he was missing a nipple.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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