Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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