You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
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