I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
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Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
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That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks