I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
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Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
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I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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