My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
What drink are we having for lunch?
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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