I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
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my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
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Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
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