wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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