I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Randomize
