Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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