You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
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That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
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My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
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