Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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