I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
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