please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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