My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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