hell yes lets make some ravioli
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
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Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
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Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
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