I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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