false alarm. still invincible.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
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the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
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I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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