Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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