I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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