i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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