Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
Randomize
