I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
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DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
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All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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