Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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