she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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