We're like a lot better than the average bears
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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