Clothes are such an inconvenience.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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