What should our trivia night team be named?
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he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
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I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
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He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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