We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
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