Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
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dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
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No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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