I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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