You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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