why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
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She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
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We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
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