it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
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Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
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Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
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