Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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