I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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