There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
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I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
It's official drugs can't kill me
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
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He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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