his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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