i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
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