My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Sorry my hands just texted you
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
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