I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
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Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
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That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Sorry about my life...
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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