But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
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I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
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Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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