let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
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third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
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You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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