I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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