how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
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A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
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I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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