I'm gonna have a badass scar
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
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Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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