do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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