I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
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Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
the gays at disneyland are vicious
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
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I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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