I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
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Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
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Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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