Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
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