I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
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I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
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Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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