I wish i was in the wii world.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
i believe in u and ur pee
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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